The Bull Went over the Mountain

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It’s time to go north. We’ve stuck pretty close to “civilization” for a while now, and consequently we’ve been leaving behind a lot of the things that make travel so enjoyable. Silence. Reflection. Fishin’. Scenic Vistas. And more fishin’. Here you will find a spasmographical account of flying from the heartland of the Horde to the very edge of remoteness, in not-so-great a distance. Despite the machines of industry and the flames of war, Kalimdor remains a place of one hundred wildernesses, and high above its central plains the Steamwheedle Cartel has built a research station and provisioning centre, at Everlook. No one can fault their ingenuity or bravery — but let’s try, shall we?

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I can’t be held responsible for the failure of my train of thought to make a lot of sense, okay? I’m working hard at my cooking lessons and the latest one involved making up vat upon vat upon vat of Kungaloosh. And then, well — someone had to drink the stuff.

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9 Responses to “The Bull Went over the Mountain”

  1. Orduin Says:

    It’s depressing to see Hyjal still so bad. I did some time there to force back the Twilights, and went head to head with Ragnaros(With help. I won’t lie; godlike beings backed me up.).

    But Winterspring is always nice to visit, especially the Furbolg.

  2. Barix Says:

    “Tauren aren’t really used to heights.”

    That seems an odd statement to make of the owners of the most vertigo-inducing capital city on Azeroth.

    Perhaps you meant “high altitudes”?

  3. Tenthunders Says:

    Well, it’s a funny thing. If you remember some of my early entries where I discussed the Tauren obsession with elevators, we’re fascinated by heights — but we’re not *built* for them. We stuck to the wide-open plains, mostly, and made up crazy stories about what was on top of the buttes. And then we got up there and realized there wasn’t anything there — and that wouldn’t do, so we built a city.

    But we still puke off the side *all the time*.

  4. Greenhooves Says:

    Heya, Starfall is actually a lot friendlier these days! Aside from their pest problem, I found it delightful. Stop on by!

  5. Anea Says:

    Winterspring is one of my favorite Azerothian places – looking forward to coming posts! (Make sure you visit the Lorax)

  6. Accipeter Says:

    Hey, I just discovered this site! Very cool, I will be looking over the archives. I love your reply to Barix about Tauren and heights. “And then we got up there and realized there wasn’t anything there” lol.

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